牵牛花
<!----><style type="text/css">html{font-size:375%}</style><link href="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/static/publish/css/style.css?v=20240712" rel="stylesheet" position="1" data-qf-origin="/static/publish/css/style.css?v=20240712"><!-- 付费贴--> <div class="preview_article "> <!----> <p>带着孙女户外玩耍，走过一排绿色篱笆墙，上面爬满植物藤。爷爷走在前面，自顾自的走着，远了就站着等会。孙女蹦蹦跳跳的走在中间，我，当然是断后了。</p><p> 小妮子很享受，嘴里嘟嘟念念的，拽个叶子，拔棵草，低头发现个小虫子，蹲下捡起个落地的小果子，玩弄着，还不时的喊喊前面爷爷，叫叫后面奶奶，甚是快乐！</p><p> </p><p class="">突然，她停下来，对着我，又对着爷爷，指着篱笆墙说，…牛花！…牛花！</p><p class=""> </p><p class="">我说，什么？我没听清楚，爷爷也疑惑的往回走，他也没听清楚。</p><p class=""> </p><p class="">吹—牛—花！她看着我俩，手指着这片花，大声说。</p><p class=""> </p><p class="">恍然大悟，哈哈哈…哈哈…哈…，我笑，笑弯腰，笑出眼泪来。</p><p class=""> </p><p class="">孙女也莫名其妙的跟着我笑。我给她纠正了叫法。一路上就老是憋不住笑，看看老头，还是那副表情。我问，不好笑吗？他说，有什么好笑的，孩子把常听到词和花的形状连一起了。我说，对啊。怎么会和吹牛连上？</p><p class=""> </p><p class="">因为平常，你，会说你儿媳，净—吹—牛，你儿媳，也会说你，净—吹—牛，这花也带个牛字，又喇叭状，不得吹吗？</p><p class=""> </p><p class="">哈哈…哈…</p><p class="empty_paragraph"> </p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/forum/20251016053711front2_0_1677346_FixvXtGFyjCZ19MrW3waq8KQ_7Bk.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOmprOiLi-iPnA==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/57/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" alt="" width="1084" height="734" data-qf-origin="forum/20251016053711front2_0_1677346_FixvXtGFyjCZ19MrW3waq8KQ_7Bk.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOmprOiLi-iPnA==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/57/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" /></p><p class="empty_paragraph"> </p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/forum/20251016053711front2_0_1677346_FrDQyffVEhOVi1CuX-bOFRgToOID.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOmprOiLi-iPnA==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/57/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" alt="" width="1084" height="1052" data-qf-origin="forum/20251016053711front2_0_1677346_FrDQyffVEhOVi1CuX-bOFRgToOID.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOmprOiLi-iPnA==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/57/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" /></p><p class="empty_paragraph"> </p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/forum/20251016053711front2_0_1677346_FvcVS44O0cRp1SrwX5bmmpiVMBS8.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOmprOiLi-iPnA==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/57/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" alt="" width="1084" height="896" data-qf-origin="forum/20251016053711front2_0_1677346_FvcVS44O0cRp1SrwX5bmmpiVMBS8.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOmprOiLi-iPnA==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/57/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" /></p><p> </p> <!----></div> 哈哈哈，吹牛花，真是可爱~ 游泳的鱼001 发表于 2025-10-16 21:20哈哈哈，吹牛花，真是可爱~
我笑点低，哈哈，总是感觉好笑。 马苋菜 发表于 2025-10-16 21:27
我笑点低，哈哈，总是感觉好笑。
同样的话从孩子嘴里说出来就是好玩的，小孙女不超过五岁吧？ 游泳的鱼001 发表于 2025-10-16 21:28
同样的话从孩子嘴里说出来就是好玩的，小孙女不超过五岁吧？
嗯，三岁
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